Inaugural Post (no pun intended)

Throughout his presidential campaign (the one that started two years ago, though it feels like 20), Barack Obama -- and more recently, his running-mate Joe Biden -- have said and done some things that have provoked chuckles among those who were paying attention. Since "those who were paying attention" doesn't include most of the establishment media, most of you probably didn't hear about them. That's why I, a patriotic American, am devoting myself for the next four years to performing the important public service of documenting, for history and posterity, the amazingly lame words and actions of our soon-to-be President and Vice President. After all, someone has to keep the egos of these two guys in check.